• Calista

    Picture "Will you just come over, please? I need someone to talk to." Reuben walked from the kitchen to the living room with a cup of hot tea in his hands and his cell phone wedged between his shoulder...

  • My Halloween Story

    Picture Despite his best efforts to NOT go out this Halloween, Calista seems to have wormed her way into forcing him out onto the scene. Costume? Check. Swarms of kids and teenagers roaming around in...

  • Friendsgiving

    Picture Thanksgiving. A time for Americans to give thanks for all that they were given. If it weren't for Calista, Reuben probably wouldn't celebrate it at all. But this day had become a good reminder...

  • Yuletide Cheer

    Picture Yule was always such a huge deal. Snowmen with candy. Santa and his reindeer lurked on every street corner. Everywhere you looked, no matter where you were from, there was some sort of holiday...

  • Be My Valentine

    Picture Valentine's Day. A holiday, according to Reuben, used to promote fake, over dramatic ideals of love, relationships, and a day to make the chocolate and floral businesses flourish for a time. At...